Ok. Someone. Please tell me. What the fuck is the point of this? Are you really lacking that much individuality that you can’t decide to go on a freakin’ bike ride on your own time? You have to disrupt thousands of people? An entire city? I kid you not, when I tell you that you people need to get a life. During this fruckus, I interviewed a local couple, a French family, an Uber driver, a fucking registered nurse on call for Jackson hospital and a woman who wanted absolutely nothing to do with me (haaaaaaaaaaaaaa). I am editing the footage and will present to you exactly how 99% of us feel about your ASININE critical fuckhole event that should only be held on your own private island called the Republic of Fucking Retarded People.
What gives you the right to inconvenience an entire city for an hour with a bike ride that accomplishes absolutely nothing? @MiamiBikeScene
— RezNation (@TheREZNation) July 29, 2017
*UPDATE*
Below is the video I put together people that were actually stuck in the unforewarned gridlock that was Miami Beach. Enjoy this fine bit of journalism because there is more on the way.
